Desperate situations require desperate measures!

The Green Man, Gogolah’s greatest enemy and the land’s only remaining hope, assembles a group of wannabe heroes and hopes for the best. A blacksmith apprentice cursed to destroy all weapons he touches, a lovely old lady obsessed with broth, a blindfolded archer, the ugliest bard in the world... even a fire-mage tree can find its place in this group of useless idiots!

They will, of course, need all the help they can get: Gog City’s armies won’t stop at anything!

Join these zeroes on a quest to become heroes. Train them to learn battle skills, magical powers and which end of a sword is the business end.